Patchwork mind ([info]phrogg) wrote,
@ 2009-04-19 23:41:00
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Date wrap-up
In a word: *facepalm*


First of all, my place wasn't as clean as i thought it was...once she got here, i kept noticing things out of place, dirt here and there, etc...

Anyway, she came over as i was finishing up the prep for the meal: The chicken was just about to go in the pan to brown. Opened the door for her, give her the nickel tour, and get everything going for the main meal. We're talking this whole time, this, that, and the other thing. She reaches into her bag and produces two bottles of Framboise Lambic. She has a bit of trouble getting the cork out of the first one, so she asks me to help...and i do. All over my shirt. Fortunately, it's not a shirt i'm too attached to, and was planning to change out of anyway once i was done splashing around in the kitchen.

Well, we talked some more while the food finished cooking, and we took our plates into the living room and i let her choose a movie. She was intrigued by the plot of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, and even though i warned her about it being a bit slow, she wanted to watch it.

After we were done eating (she couldn't eat the whole thing, so there went dessert), we ignored the movie in favor of conversation. We went through quite a few topics before i realized that i still had my oil- and sauce-spattered, raspberry-beer-stained t-shirt on. Yeah, that had to be attractive. Way to go, Chuck! -___-

And then there was the cat. As much as we tried to discourage her, she insisted on being between us on the couch. I'd harass her to the point she'd get up and leave, but two minutes later she'd be crawling over my lap to get between me and M. A little annoying.

So...bad movie choice, no dessert, looking like a slob, and a cat getting in the way.
All in all, outside of the compliment she gave me on the main course (she enjoyed it, just couldn't finish), i'd say i did a rather bang-up job of botching that one.



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[info]indnor
2009-04-20 08:46 am UTC (link)
So, does she want another one?

At least you were natural....as long as she wasn't put off by that, then you may have a keeper.... Key word on may. Hoping the best for you though.

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[info]angelpsalm
2009-04-20 02:44 pm UTC (link)
-rolls up newspaper and thunks you on the head with it- Doooh, ya know I'm pretty sure if she wanted to date a preppy, confident, neat-freak she would have been over at his place instead of yours.

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[info]phrogg
2009-04-20 03:49 pm UTC (link)
preppy clean.
confident ...yeah. Confident.
neat freak somewhat organized.

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[info]ezma
2009-04-20 06:03 pm UTC (link)
What she said ^_^

Framboise ROCKS!

How does your cat feel about being locked in the bedroom?

P.S. - this entry is soooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute :)

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[info]phrogg
2009-04-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
How is that 'cute'? Or do you just take pleasure in seeing how epically i fail? :P

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[info]ezma
2009-04-21 06:24 pm UTC (link)
No, that's not an epic fail ...

Epic fail would have been watching a movie that only you would enjoy, cooking a steak meal and then finding out she was a vegetarian, spilling the Framboise on her instead of you, then paying more attention to the cat than her. On top of all that, it could be made worse by texting somebody all night long and then demanding sex at the end of the evening. IF homegirl actually agrees to go to bed with you after all that, you satisfy yourself before her and then kick her out.

THAT, sir, is an epic fail.

You're just nervously cute!

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[info]kandi_panties
2009-04-21 12:18 am UTC (link)
So totally agreed! Way too cute.

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[info]quietassassin
2009-04-20 06:04 pm UTC (link)
well- it definitely coulda been worse.

if all you had to worry about was the shirt you were cooking in, and her boo-boo in picking the movie-

as long as she wasn't allergic to the cat....

are you gonna call her in a few days?

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[info]help_imonfire
2009-04-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
this doesn't sound nearly as bad as you make it out to be.

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[info]kandi_panties
2009-04-21 12:21 am UTC (link)
Dear Chuckles,

It's adorable. She'll remember the night, not the mistakes.

Anyway, the first time I tried to "cook" for Dash...
1. I turned the oven on not remembering I put a pizza box in there
*cue fire alarm*
2. While removing said catching on fire box, I didn't realize I dropped a packet of unopened ranch dressing onto the red coils.
*cue alarm again*
3. While giving up on the oven and moving to microwave, I find out the microwave is broken.
*cue us giving up*

All this for pizza rolls.

Anyway, she's going to remember you tried and is going to think you're adorable. Guys are cuter when they screw up. <3

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[info]indnor
2009-04-21 10:16 am UTC (link)
Guys are cuter when they screw up

So are girls...

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[info]hppamela
2009-04-24 07:19 am UTC (link)
First date with my boyfriend:

*Picked me up "late" because he went down the wrong road (he was 2 minutes late).
*Took the same wrong turn twice to get to the movie theater.
*Took another wrong turn trying to get to the restaurant.
*Couldn't seem to find the Barnes and Noble parking lot.
*Barely able to keep conversation up because he was nervous.
*Finished it all up by practically running away when confronted with the possibility of a kiss.

Despite all that (or perhaps because of it), that was still probably my all-time best date.

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[info]hppamela
2009-04-24 07:20 am UTC (link)
Ask him and he'll tell you the date was an epic failure. We've been together for six months so far. And would have been even if I'd not gotten knocked up.

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